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| Topic | Fucking Aquaman is going to outperform every other DCEU movie. |
| samurai bandit 12/31/18 2:27:29 PM #52 | Is Aquaman even supposed to have super strength and super durability? I thought his only super power was to be able to speak with the water animals and use them, not to be superman that could btw also talk with the fish --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I am the genie of the lamp you get one wish. |
| samurai bandit 12/27/18 12:27:35 AM #28 | I wish that the wishes cannot end up with a bad twist, including mine. Then get a friend to wish something good for both of us. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Wow I broke gamefaqs I made a STT (Same Time Topic) somehow ??? |
| samurai bandit 12/21/18 1:51:31 AM #5 | Call me when you make a quadruple same time post... all made by yourself. There is a user here that did that and I have him tagged as quadruple post wizard --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Amazon workers in Germany go on strike a week before Christmas |
| samurai bandit 12/17/18 1:53:52 PM #16 | So what are these "poor conditions"? I mean if they want to get paid 100/hr then that's just being crazy. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | is the earth really 4 billion years old? |
| samurai bandit 12/13/18 9:19:41 PM #4 | It is actually really hard to destroy the Earth. So much that it would be impossible for the majority of comic villains to realistically achieve it. They are fighting a battle they will never win. Note: Destroy the Earth itself is different than destroying life in it. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Fuck you windows update |
| samurai bandit 12/13/18 9:14:58 PM #7 | At least it asked you. Windows ten pieces of s*** always like to update on me without even telling me. Like "hey are you doing something important?" then I'll fucking randomly update so you lose everything, even thought I'm actually typing stuff and using the mouse. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Okay everyone, impress each other with your oddly specific knowledge of stuff |
| samurai bandit 12/13/18 9:06:40 PM #46 | Complete_Idi0t posted... Venus is the only planet in the entire solar system to be named 'Venus' lol, i didnt know that! You should really publish a paper on that topic. Really interesting tbh. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Do you have friends who don't work in fast food or retail? |
| samurai bandit 12/13/18 3:27:53 AM #10 | No --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I'm cooking spoiled eggs atm |
| samurai bandit 12/13/18 3:26:34 AM #20 | Why? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I accidentally touched a strangers penis just now lol |
| samurai bandit 12/12/18 9:11:36 PM #15 | **Waits for the inevitable comment of: "if it had been a girl you touched, you would've been charged with sexual harrasment"** --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I got caught going 106 in a 65... now I have to go to driving school. |
| samurai bandit 12/12/18 8:34:46 PM #42 | Username checks out --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | You guys think I can get away with working two different retail chains without |
| samurai bandit 12/12/18 8:25:38 PM #13 | So, what is the problem here? What would happen if they know? Perhaps they dont event care as long as your performance is not reduced --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Another simple math problem you can't do |
| samurai bandit 12/11/18 4:06:30 PM #20 | Just eat the fruits and leave 4 of them --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Recruiters are the dumbest people in the fucking world |
| samurai bandit 12/11/18 3:47:47 PM #7 | "Here I can see that you like doing X, well let me schedule an interview where you can apply for a totally different position!" --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I'll never spell words like color and favorite with the letter 'U'. |
| samurai bandit 12/11/18 3:38:46 PM #19 | FROSTMOURNE Welp --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | once meat this stripper who's implants literally felt like bags of sand |
| samurai bandit 12/06/18 7:55:07 PM #5 | mustachedmystic posted... I clicked on this topic just to see if I could figure out what the fuck that title meant. Did you? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Why can't people just smoke in the house |
| samurai bandit 12/05/18 7:58:23 PM #12 | Because people worry more about furniture and physical stuff on their house that can be easily replaced with money but don't care about how smoking actually damages their own body. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Might have gotten an STD in Mexico *Conclusion* |
| samurai bandit 12/03/18 7:35:13 PM #17 | One less problem, now you only need to worry about the girl possibly being pregnant --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | hola mis amigos |
| samurai bandit 12/02/18 11:33:11 PM #4 | Dnde est la biblioteca? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | So I got real drunk Thanksgiving and bought a couch on Amazon |
| samurai bandit 11/27/18 3:29:35 AM #29 | Where are the pics of the couch? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Will NASA find life on Mars today?? |
| samurai bandit 11/26/18 5:44:43 PM #14 | So, how did it go? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I copy and paste the transcript of "Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm" |
| samurai bandit 11/26/18 1:18:18 AM #130 | How did you get the transcript? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | remember zip disks |
| samurai bandit 11/22/18 1:52:21 AM #8 | Zip disks??? Try using floppy discs with a wooping 720KB --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Friendly reminder that giving homeless people homes is cheaper than not. |
| samurai bandit 11/20/18 10:05:22 PM #28 | How is giving them a gome going to get them food, pay bills and maintain themselves? (Unless they sell them) --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I hope all this "transgender" stuff leads to single bathrooms. |
| samurai bandit 11/18/18 2:25:01 PM #33 | I've seen a couple multi-gender bathrooms... but honestly I've never tried them. Maybe I should and report back to CE --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I want a refund for Pokemon Let's Go |
| samurai bandit 11/18/18 3:06:25 AM #20 | Pokemon Let's Go --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How old were you when you fucked your first pepperoni pizza? |
| samurai bandit 11/18/18 3:03:05 AM #15 | DocileOrangeCup posted... 7 minutes from now More like in at most 30 minutes from now or you will fuck for free --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Everyone on reddit and imgur want to fuck her lol |
| samurai bandit 11/18/18 2:38:38 AM #10 | MordecaiRocks posted... TeaMilk posted...visible poop knife TIL o.o --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Ten billion cows but you must milk them all every morning without any help |
| samurai bandit 11/17/18 4:41:12 PM #9 | Deal, on the day of agreement just turn most of the cows into meat and sell it to any restaurant chain. Keep maybe 1 cow for me, milk it everday until I manage to build a Jurassic park-esque area where I'll drop the cow and not milk it next day. Then I'll not only be famous for having the only T-Rex alive but wil also profit from it. Actually maybe I'll convert 2 cows to 2 rex and have one for scientific investigations --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I think my co-worker is snorting something on our bathroom's toilet |
| samurai bandit 11/17/18 12:46:50 AM #21 | kingdrake2 posted... . if you're employers have cameras of the bathroom get that bastard in trouble please i can't put up with this. O.o where have you seen someone having cameras on the bathroom? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Do Samsung phones have a bleeding effect where the battery percentage plummets? |
| samurai bandit 11/14/18 11:44:46 AM #25 | I've had my samsung for about 4 years now, my battery lasts less overtime but no sudden drop --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Cable guy is supposed to arrive between 8 and 9 tonight |
| samurai bandit 11/13/18 3:46:06 PM #10 | monkmith posted... thats not how it works TC, they meant 8AM to 9PM... lol, it's funny because it's true --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | About to get Little Caesar's AMA |
| samurai bandit 11/13/18 11:19:59 AM #32 | This is not a question but good taste. Little Caesars is good and cheap, best type of food. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I just got my haircut next to a CEman |
| samurai bandit 11/10/18 1:48:32 AM #3 | That was a mirror --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I have decided that I am moving to Seattle, Wa....any advice |
| samurai bandit 11/10/18 12:58:40 AM #3 | Are you moving just because? or did you get a job there? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I don't know why some people think streaming is SO convenient |
| samurai bandit 11/09/18 9:18:00 PM #9 | Thats because when it was a new thing it was super convenient as you found everything on one place. Then businesses realized that the only reason people were buying their cable services is because they had no other option. So instead of improving their services they decided to make streaming bad and make stuff exlusive so you will be forced to still purchase from them --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | If america is a free country |
| samurai bandit 11/09/18 2:39:24 AM #10 | What is going on in this topic o.o Lost_All_Senses posted... Depends. You white and rich? Why do you need to be rich if it is supposed to be free? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Reminder: it's against the ToU to call c0mplete_idiot a c0mplete idiot |
| samurai bandit 11/09/18 2:38:04 AM #51 | teepan95 posted... Malcrasternus posted...teepan95 posted...That rings a bell... Anyone care to share? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How is this for an app idea? Everybody is timid of using Craigslist and Uber |
| samurai bandit 11/08/18 10:20:36 PM #8 | By the time they realized something is wrong, Im dead anyway so not very useful --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | If america is a free country |
| samurai bandit 11/07/18 6:32:03 PM #1 | why is it so expensive! --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I just got woken up by a knock on my door. |
| samurai bandit 11/06/18 11:13:45 AM #55 | Should have taken a pic of footprint and the thing that you saw, to make this believable. Also you can get a camera to figure out what is out there --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | lmao @ this customer at work today |
| samurai bandit 11/05/18 11:11:33 PM #26 | I understand TC, a penny is nothing and the customer could have just walked outside and grab one from the floor or could you just have said w/e and pay it for them However if this happens once, then everyone will just expect the same (racism, sexisms, favoritism, etc) and then you end up with a big problem for just one penny. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | They revealed one of the lottery winners... |
| samurai bandit 11/05/18 10:17:38 PM #3 | K181 posted... Squall28 posted... Or it could be a way for them to pretend to keep the money themselves. Just reveal one winner every now and then but keep "non revealed" winners money. Makes you think --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Attn: Coding nerds, help me |
| samurai bandit 11/02/18 11:56:54 AM #9 | You can just use a dictionary: --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | What would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup? |
| samurai bandit 10/30/18 5:27:06 PM #38 | To have a 100% confidence I will come back alive --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | CE, WTF? I had to walk home from work today, ama |
| samurai bandit 10/30/18 3:18:01 PM #14 | What do you work on that you can be at home at 2pm? Must be a nice job --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | I just had an phone interview for a 90k job and it was 13 minutes long |
| samurai bandit 10/30/18 3:15:44 PM #21 | So, what did they ask you? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | My professor wrote that I used "sexist language" for using mankind |
| samurai bandit 10/21/18 8:03:56 PM #67 | JimCarrysToe posted... Space_Man posted...Space_Man posted...What if both genders were originally referred to as men, but girls were always complaining and people would go all like "whoa, man" then it just stuck as woman. I chuckled, it is a shame that your theory is not appreciated itt --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
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